Proving that there is no mercy shown in Nerf Assassin, Agent 012 (aka Nerissa Black) has been eliminated . . . . . and she was pregnant. Here is a recounting of the event from her killer, Agent 008:
Around seven thirty at night, on May 26th, my target, Mrs. Nerissa Black was eliminated. Myself and my assistant who we will call Festive A went ahead with the kill. Using Festive A as a human shield, we strategically forced our way into Mrs. Black's cozy residence. Our blood was as cold as ice. When she saw us coming towards her, guns drawn, she honorably waddled (seeing as she is pregnant) into the kitchen, most likely to retrieve some sort of weapon to counter our attack. But luckily for me I delivered a killing blow to the targets back before she could retaliate.
Well done Agent 008. That brings your kill count to two, which places you in a tie for the lead with Agent 003. May the best assassin win.
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