Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Assassination Update - And Then There Was One



Well, it had to happen sooner or later. When two top assassins meet, there really can only be one winner. Thus was the case when Agent 008 and Agent 003 finally met. Both assassins had previously racked up two kills. Agent 008 had proven himself to be a dangerous hunter as he had successfully eliminated both of the targets he had been assigned. Agent 003 had proven to be a skilled defender, successfully eliminating two other Agents who had attempted to kill her.

So the stage was set. The hunter vs. the defender. Who would win? Here's what went down, according to Agent 008.

Around noon time yesterday, I successfully assassinated Agent 003. Once again, my assistant Festive A and I burst into the Magness household. Despite her husband'sattempt to deflect my shots, one slipped by and hit her in the head.

Congratulations to Agent 008 on his third successful kill. Agent 003 (aka Mary Magness) was a most difficult target to eliminate, but now Agent 008 stands alone as the Victor of Nerf Assassin!
Congratulations Agent 008! Your prize will be sent to you soon.

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