Assassination Update - Agent 012 Has Been Eliminated

Proving that there is no mercy shown in Nerf Assassin, Agent 012 (aka Nerissa Black) has been eliminated . . . . . and she was pregnant. Here is a recounting of the event from her killer, Agent 008:

Around seven thirty at night, on May 26th, my target, Mrs. Nerissa Black was eliminated. Myself and my assistant who we will call Festive A went ahead with the kill. Using Festive A as a human shield, we strategically forced our way into Mrs. Black's cozy residence. Our blood was as cold as ice. When she saw us coming towards her, guns drawn, she honorably waddled (seeing as she is pregnant) into the kitchen, most likely to retrieve some sort of weapon to counter our attack. But luckily for me I delivered a killing blow to the targets back before she could retaliate.

Well done Agent 008. That brings your kill count to two, which places you in a tie for the lead with Agent 003. May the best assassin win.

Assassination Update - Agent 002 Has Been Eliminated

Proving just how deadly she can be, Agent 003 has done it again. She has successfully eliminated the second assassin in a row who has attempted to kill her. This time it was Agent 002 (aka Wesley Strawther).

This kill happened in broad daylight and in a public place. A Hooters restaurant to be exact. Agent 002 was taken out after a brief firefight near the front of the restaurant.

Let all Agents be warned, Agent 003 is quickly establishing herself as the hardest Agent to kill in this game. Be careful if you are assigned her in the future . . . she's deadly.

Assassination Update - Agent 006 Has Been Eliminated

In yet another example of why it is important to be on your guard, even while you are the one doing the hunting, Agent 006 (aka Leah Turner) has been eliminated while attempting to kill her target Agent 002.

Unfortunately, details of the gunfight are sketchy. Agent 002 did send in this lovely photo though as proof of his kill. Let this be a warning to any Agents who may be assigned Agent 002 as a target. He is armed and on the defensive. He may prove to be a wily target indeed.

Congratulations to Agent 002 on a good defensive kill.

Assassination Update - Agent 001 Has Been Eliminated

While on assignment attempting to kill Agent 003, the hunter suddenly became the huntee and before he knew it, agent 001 (aka Boba Patt) had been shot and eliminated.

Congratulations to Agent 003 on a successful turning of the tables. Take note people, this agent may be a difficult competitor to eliminate . . . even while wearing daisy dukes.

Assassination Update - Agent 004 Has Been Eliminated

Shortly after the successful assassination of Agent 007, it appears that Agent 004's (aka Alex Johnson) luck has run out. He has been killed by Agent 008.

Here is Agent 008's accounting of the event.

Around 8 pm on Thursday the 14th, my good buddy who also happens to be agent 004 and my target came to pick me up for a concert we were to attend together. He showed up strapped and i came out strapped.

After a few minutes of back and forth dialogue persuading each other that our targets were other people, he rolled down the window of his car enough for me to deliver a killing blow to his head. Sorry 004, but the game must go on.

Congratulations to Agent 008 on a great (and wonderfully deceitful) kill.

Assassination Update - Agent 007 Has Been Eliminated

The second assassination has taken place. Agent 007 (aka Robert Magness) has been Eliminated. Here's a report from the killer, Agent 004:

I killed Mr. Robert Magness in cold blood today, and for this I am not sorry. He somehow deflected my first shot from my microgun, and this caused us to get into a brutal shootout. I was worried about the safety of his coworkers, but Robert's gun jammed and I went in for the kill. Two shots to the head, clean and efficient.

Attached is a photograph of Robert's demise, one of his coworkers took it, perhaps out of fear, or maybe in hopes of being able to ID me at a later point. No matter, he's dead now.

Congratulations to Agent 004 on a great kill. He will be reassigned a new target soon and will continue the hunt. He has proven himself a capable killer, so beware, you may be his next target.

Assassination Update - The First Kill Has Been Made

Only 36 hours after the game began, the first official kill has been made.

Time of Death: 6:30pm on 05/03/09

The target was a civilian by the name of Aaron. He was eliminated by Agent oo1 (Boba Patt) as he walked into his apartment after a day of work. Agent 001 has been assigned a new target and has resumed his hunting.

Remember to send in your pics to confirm kills, along with time of death as well as any details of the assassination you wish to share.

Assassin Profile

Agent #: 001

Assassin Name: Boba Patt

Weapon of Choice: Nerf Maverick (semi-automatic pistol that shoots six rounds)

Biggest Assassin Influence: Leon, The Professional

Signature Quote/The Last Words You'll Ever Hear: "Death comes for you, on swift wings."

Let The Games Begin!

As of 6am this morning, Nerf Assassin is officially a go! Initial assignments were sent out to all of the players last night, and the hunting has begun.

Good luck to everyone out there. May the force be with you!