Assassination Update - And Then There Was One

Well, it had to happen sooner or later. When two top assassins meet, there really can only be one winner. Thus was the case when Agent 008 and Agent 003 finally met. Both assassins had previously racked up two kills. Agent 008 had proven himself to be a dangerous hunter as he had successfully eliminated both of the targets he had been assigned. Agent 003 had proven to be a skilled defender, successfully eliminating two other Agents who had attempted to kill her.

So the stage was set. The hunter vs. the defender. Who would win? Here's what went down, according to Agent 008.

Around noon time yesterday, I successfully assassinated Agent 003. Once again, my assistant Festive A and I burst into the Magness household. Despite her husband'sattempt to deflect my shots, one slipped by and hit her in the head.

Congratulations to Agent 008 on his third successful kill. Agent 003 (aka Mary Magness) was a most difficult target to eliminate, but now Agent 008 stands alone as the Victor of Nerf Assassin!
Congratulations Agent 008! Your prize will be sent to you soon.

Assassination Update - Agent 012 Has Been Eliminated

Proving that there is no mercy shown in Nerf Assassin, Agent 012 (aka Nerissa Black) has been eliminated . . . . . and she was pregnant. Here is a recounting of the event from her killer, Agent 008:

Around seven thirty at night, on May 26th, my target, Mrs. Nerissa Black was eliminated. Myself and my assistant who we will call Festive A went ahead with the kill. Using Festive A as a human shield, we strategically forced our way into Mrs. Black's cozy residence. Our blood was as cold as ice. When she saw us coming towards her, guns drawn, she honorably waddled (seeing as she is pregnant) into the kitchen, most likely to retrieve some sort of weapon to counter our attack. But luckily for me I delivered a killing blow to the targets back before she could retaliate.

Well done Agent 008. That brings your kill count to two, which places you in a tie for the lead with Agent 003. May the best assassin win.

Assassination Update - Agent 002 Has Been Eliminated

Proving just how deadly she can be, Agent 003 has done it again. She has successfully eliminated the second assassin in a row who has attempted to kill her. This time it was Agent 002 (aka Wesley Strawther).

This kill happened in broad daylight and in a public place. A Hooters restaurant to be exact. Agent 002 was taken out after a brief firefight near the front of the restaurant.

Let all Agents be warned, Agent 003 is quickly establishing herself as the hardest Agent to kill in this game. Be careful if you are assigned her in the future . . . she's deadly.

Assassination Update - Agent 006 Has Been Eliminated

In yet another example of why it is important to be on your guard, even while you are the one doing the hunting, Agent 006 (aka Leah Turner) has been eliminated while attempting to kill her target Agent 002.

Unfortunately, details of the gunfight are sketchy. Agent 002 did send in this lovely photo though as proof of his kill. Let this be a warning to any Agents who may be assigned Agent 002 as a target. He is armed and on the defensive. He may prove to be a wily target indeed.

Congratulations to Agent 002 on a good defensive kill.

Assassination Update - Agent 001 Has Been Eliminated

While on assignment attempting to kill Agent 003, the hunter suddenly became the huntee and before he knew it, agent 001 (aka Boba Patt) had been shot and eliminated.

Congratulations to Agent 003 on a successful turning of the tables. Take note people, this agent may be a difficult competitor to eliminate . . . even while wearing daisy dukes.

Assassination Update - Agent 004 Has Been Eliminated

Shortly after the successful assassination of Agent 007, it appears that Agent 004's (aka Alex Johnson) luck has run out. He has been killed by Agent 008.

Here is Agent 008's accounting of the event.

Around 8 pm on Thursday the 14th, my good buddy who also happens to be agent 004 and my target came to pick me up for a concert we were to attend together. He showed up strapped and i came out strapped.

After a few minutes of back and forth dialogue persuading each other that our targets were other people, he rolled down the window of his car enough for me to deliver a killing blow to his head. Sorry 004, but the game must go on.

Congratulations to Agent 008 on a great (and wonderfully deceitful) kill.

Assassination Update - Agent 007 Has Been Eliminated

The second assassination has taken place. Agent 007 (aka Robert Magness) has been Eliminated. Here's a report from the killer, Agent 004:

I killed Mr. Robert Magness in cold blood today, and for this I am not sorry. He somehow deflected my first shot from my microgun, and this caused us to get into a brutal shootout. I was worried about the safety of his coworkers, but Robert's gun jammed and I went in for the kill. Two shots to the head, clean and efficient.

Attached is a photograph of Robert's demise, one of his coworkers took it, perhaps out of fear, or maybe in hopes of being able to ID me at a later point. No matter, he's dead now.

Congratulations to Agent 004 on a great kill. He will be reassigned a new target soon and will continue the hunt. He has proven himself a capable killer, so beware, you may be his next target.